Getting in Shape
Paddy was having some problems with lovemaking, so he went to see the doctor. The doctor told him: “Paddy, you need to get in shape. I want you to walk 3 miles a day for the next two weeks.”
After two weeks Paddy called the doctor to tell him that he had done what he was told. The doctor asked him: “Well, Paddy, I’ll bet your lovemaking problems are over.”
Paddy said “How would I know – I’m over 40 miles from home.”