Little Johny’s Grammar
The teacher announces, ‘Today we’re going to learn multi syllable words. Can anyone give me an example of a multi syllable word?’
Little Johny puts up his hand ‘Me Miss, please, me.’
The teacher desperately looks round the class, but there are no other hands in the air. ‘All right Little Johny, what’s your multi syllable word?’
‘Mas – tur – bate, Miss’ says Little Johny.
‘My, that’s a mouthful.’ says the teacher.
‘No Miss,’ retorts Little Johny, ‘You’re thinking of a ‘blow job’.’