A Few Jokes Jokes and humour from our contibutors.

Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!
Personally I think its bollocks!!
________________________________________
They reckon that beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
After 10 pints I talk shit and can’t drive!
________________________________________
A Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist “Is the Porn channel in my room disabled?”
“No,” she replies “it’s just regular porn you sick bastard.”
________________________________________
A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said “How can you tell them apart?” He said “Her brother’s got a moustache!”