A Few Jokes Jokes and humour from our contibutors.

Teacher to class: “What does your dad do at weekends?”

Little Johnny says “He’s a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the moneys right he lets punters bang his arse or he gives them a blow job.”

The teacher takes Johnny outside: “Is that true?”

“No miss, its bollocks. He plays football for England but I’m too embarrassed to say….”