Humiliation
A man visits a brothel one night looking for a good time and the madam asks him what he would like.
He says ” I want total humiliation.”
The madam tells him “that will be £42.50″.
“What do I get for £42.50?”
“An England shirt” she replies.
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Oxo have bought out a new world cup cube. It is white with the cross of St George. They have named it “laughing stock”.