A Few Jokes Jokes and humour from our contibutors.

An English couple took on a lovely 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
She asks if she could have a bath. The woman of the house tells her they don’t have a bath as such but she could use a portable tin tub in front of the lounge fire…..
“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts,” she says.
So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday night. After the landlady’s husband had gone to the pub for his Monday darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair, and told her husband about it when he came home. He didn’t believe her, so she said, “Next week I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself.”
The following Monday evening, while the girl again got undressed for her bath, the wife asked, “Pardon me but do you shave your, you know…?” “No,” replied the girl. “I’ve just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hair there?” “Oh, yes,” said the woman, and she lifted her skirt high to show off her hairy muff.
After the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, “Did you see it?” “Yes,” he said, “but why the hell did you have to show her yours?” “Why not?” she said. “You’ve seen it before.”

“I know,” he said, “but the darts team hadn’t!!”