A Few Jokes Jokes and humour from our contibutors.

I was in a geography exam today. Couldn’t remember a single thing about Pakistan.

Then it all came flooding back.
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Sky News: ‘Cameron pledges to flush Taliban out of Pakistan.’

I thought, “This new PM doesn’t f*ck about.”
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I don’t understand these foreign f*ckers, they moan when they have to walk miles to reach water, and they still f*cking moan when it’s on their doorstep.
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Playing poker online and just upset the Pakistani at the table.

I told him a flush wiped out his full house.