Pakistan
England should select Jesus for the next test against Pakistan.
He could walk all over them.
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What do you call a Pakistan flood survivor?
Mustafa Dinghy.
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What’s Green and Brown and has three hundred eyes?
A tree in Pakistan.
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I had to call my bank today and they put me through to a call centre in Pakistan.
Terrible line, I couldn’t understand a word, it sounded like they were under water.
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Earthquakes,War,Floods
Pakistan sounds like a terrible place to live. Makes you wonder why they don’t all move to another country.
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Why did the Paki cross the road?
To get his 20m swimming badge.
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I cant f*cking belive it!! Ive just been barred from Tesco!
“Apparently” at the end of the checkout you’re not supposed to pour water into the bucket labeled, “Pakistan Flood Appeal”
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Today my wife came into our room and said seductively, “I’m wet.”
She then dropped her dressing gown and slowly walked over towards me.
I said, “So is everyone in Pakistan but I’m not gonna f*ck them either.”
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I’ve got to hand it to the efficiency of the Pakistani Government, who managed to get millions out of the country and into Britain before the floods hit by starting the evacuation in 1956…
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Yahoo News: “US missile kills 12 in Pakistan”
Missile? Surely they mean torpedo…
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Pakistan’s neighbour India has offered to help with flood relief by sending thousands of towels.
It’s all they could think of off the top of their heads.