A Few Jokes Jokes and humour for everyone

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
“Husband Wanted”.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine.”
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.