A Few Jokes Jokes and humour for everyone

Talks due over BAA strike threat.

Welsh sex industry said to be devastated.
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For sale: tumble dryer, sleeps one.
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BBC News: Mark Hurd has resigned as boss of computer giant Hewlett-Packard (HP) following a sexual harassment probe, the company says.

If you can’t make saucy remarks at HP, where can you f*cking make them?
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The CEO of BP is to step down.

It’s not official, it just leaked out
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What looks like a sheep and hates Pakis?

Clouds.
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“Now then class. Can anyone tell me where Pakistan is?”

“Underwater, Miss”
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My mate said to me, “I wonder what Alex Higgins would be doing now, if he was still alive.” I replied, “He would be dying of throat cancer.”