Marriage…
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.’
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
As one fellow I worked with in Stavanger, Norway used to say: “Don’t worry if you are nobody and nothing at work, at least at home you are number two!!”