A Few Jokes Jokes and humour from our contibutors.

Paddy visits his local, looking very haggard.
His mate, Michael, seeing Paddy’s condition, winks and quips ” . . . to be sure, Paddy, youse look as though she wore ya out!”
Sean and Paddy’s other mates pick up the spirit of the moment, chiding Paddy in good fun.
Paddy is uncharacteristically oblivious to the spirit of the hour.
Finally, Michael asks, earnestly, ” . . . it musta been great, Paddy, seein’ as you are so knackered.”
To which Paddy, naturally, replies:
“Of course I’m knackered. We stayed up all night, waiting for our sexual relations to arrive.”