Archive for October, 2016

Mix Up

A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist’s advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors standing around his hospital bed. “What’s up doc?” he asked nervously. “Uh, well……there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admitted his […]

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Hot Senior

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.” “Yeah,” she replied, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old […]

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Checkout Surprise

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my […]

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Arthritis

An elderly couple (who lived in an old folks home) had had feelings for one another for quite some time. Then one day they had a chance to meet up, as the old folks were going out on a day trip. The two complained of some sort of illness and the carers told them to […]

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