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Paddy’s Goldfish

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Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet and tells the vet he thinks it’s got epilepsy. The vet said ” Well it looks calm enough […]

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Grandpa’s Frog

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A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grand dad’s […]

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Wise Words

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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk […]

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Love of Baseball

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Two men, Tom and Joe, have loved baseball more than anything their entire lives. One day Tom says to Joe, “If you die before me, […]

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Jumped

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“Why did your boss jump out of the window?” the detective asked the secretary. “I don’t know”, she sobbed, “he was always so nice to […]

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Married 25 Years

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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap […]

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Brothel Parrot

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On the way home from work a woman stops at a pet store. She sees a parrot and immediately falls in love with it. She […]

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Pickle Factory

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A man comes home from his job at the pickle factory and tells his wife he was fired. She asks him what happened and he […]

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Head & Shoulders

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Two girls, one blonde and one brunette, are walking down the street and they see an attractive guy. They strike up a conversation with him […]

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Visiting Minister

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A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer: “Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, […]