Paddy’s Goldfish
Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet and tells the vet he thinks it’s got epilepsy. The vet said ” Well it looks calm enough […]
Month: July 2022
Grandpa’s Frog
A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grand dad’s […]
Wise Words
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk […]
Love of Baseball
Two men, Tom and Joe, have loved baseball more than anything their entire lives. One day Tom says to Joe, “If you die before me, […]
Married 25 Years
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap […]
Brothel Parrot
On the way home from work a woman stops at a pet store. She sees a parrot and immediately falls in love with it. She […]
Pickle Factory
A man comes home from his job at the pickle factory and tells his wife he was fired. She asks him what happened and he […]
Head & Shoulders
Two girls, one blonde and one brunette, are walking down the street and they see an attractive guy. They strike up a conversation with him […]
Visiting Minister
A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer: “Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, […]