Brothel Parrot

On the way home from work a woman stops at a pet store. She sees a parrot and immediately falls in love with it. She asks the salesperson, “Can I get the parrot?”

The salesperson replies, “Of course, but I do have to warn you the parrot lived in a brothel. So he has picked up some colorful language.”

The woman doesn’t care so she buys the bird and brings it home. Once home, she puts the bird’s cage on a shelf and uncovers it. The bird says, “A new madam! Hello madam.”

A few hours later her daughters come home and the bird says, “New girls! Hello girls!”

A few hours after this the woman’s husband comes home and the parrot says, “Hi Tom!”