Twenty Pigs

A farmer goes to town and buys twenty pigs. When he gets back home he realizes that all the pigs are female. So he calls a farmer friend and asks if he can bring these 20 pigs over to breed them with his male pigs. He says “Sure bring um over.”So he loads them in the back of the truck and hauls them over there. As they are standing there watching the pigs the farmer asks his friend “Now tell me, how will I know if we did any good here?” He says” Get up first thing in the morning and see what the pigs are doing. If they are grazing, which is something pigs never do, they’re pregnant.” So at the end of the day the Farmer loads them in the back of the truck and takes them back home.

The next morning he gets up and looks out the window and the pigs aren’t grazing. So he calls up his friend and ask if he can bring the pigs back over. He says “Sure bring them over.” So the farmer loads them in the back of his truck and drives them back over there, leaves them there all day, loads them in the back of the truck and brings them back home.

The next morning he gets up and looks out the window and sees that the pigs are just walking around. So he calls up his friend “Can I bring them over one more time and try again?” Sure no problem he says. So the farmer loads them in the back of the truck, drives them over there, leaves them all day long, loads them back in the truck and drives them back home.

The next morning he tells his wife “I can’t stand it, would you look out the window and see what the pigs are doing?”

She says, “Well they’re not grazing, but 19 are in the back of the truck and one is in the cab honking the horn!