Never Lose Your Grandson! A heartwarming story.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall……….
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”
The guard asked, “What’s his name?”
The guard smiled, then asked, “What’s he like?”
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
“Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big tits.”