Lost Grandchild

Never Lose Your Grandson! A heartwarming story.

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall……….
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The guard asked, “What’s his name?”


The guard smiled, then asked, “What’s he like?”

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

“Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big tits.”