Little Johnny Nasty
A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Johnny Nasty was wearing a red fireman’s hat and sitting in a red […]
Animals
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’.The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron […]
Animal Sounds
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the […]
Children and the Truth
Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because […]
Paddy Jokes 2
Paddy and Mick found three hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station.Mick says “What if one explodes before we get there?”Paddy […]
Paddy Jokes 1
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.“I think it’s got epilepsy” he tells the vet.The vet takes a look and says “It seems calm […]
Paddington Bear
Paddington Bear spotted leaving Buckingham…
Little Johnny on the Farm
Little 10-year-old Johnny goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy farm owner. One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining […]