Carpooling
Two guys are carpooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is […]
Animals
Wise Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t […]
Clever Dog
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be […]
Special Gun
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all […]
Irish Nuns
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the peopleof this country actually eat […]
Animals that Stutter
A teacher’s story about stuttering A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she says. […]
Farmers Boy
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said […]
Twenty Pigs
A farmer goes to town and buys twenty pigs. When he gets back home he realizes that all the pigs are female. So he calls […]
Classified Ads…
Classified Ads… FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old.Hateful little bastard.Bites! FREE PUPPIES.1/2 Cocker Spaniel,1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog. FREE PUPPIES.Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.Father […]
Her New Panties
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a […]