A woman opened the door of a building and was about to step outside when she heard a voice saying, “Don’t take that next step or you’ll regret it.” She paused and a brick came crashing to the pavement right where she would have been standing. She looked around and there was no one nearby. [...]
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Her husband asked, “Is that you, or the wine talking?” She replied, “It’s me……… talking to the wine.” ———— A [...]
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He didn’t get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father’s business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He [...]
All the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven. God appeared and said, “I want all the men to form two lines. One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households. The other will be for the men who were dominated by their wives.” God continued, [...]
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.” And then the fight started… ———— My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about [...]
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges [...]
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. ———— At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.” ———— A lady inserted an ad [...]
A little girl asked her mother: ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.’ Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’ [...]
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress, on sale, in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent and there were numerous items that caught her eye. Just then her mobile [...]
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, [...]