A little girl asked her mother: ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.’ Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’ [...]
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress, on sale, in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent and there were numerous items that caught her eye. Just then her mobile [...]
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, [...]
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. Q. How [...]
Floor tiles: Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime. Placemats: They only show up when there’s food on the table. Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Lava lamps: Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Bike helmets: Handy in an emergency, [...]
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed: “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” Done! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about [...]
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. [...]