A well-to-do very posh middle aged lady went to her local GP. “Doctor” she said, (in a voice similar to that of Dora Bryan in St. Trinians) “I have a most emberresing and perculiar problem; I cannot stop parsing wind. I am doing it all the time and they seem so ferocious, but the funny [...]
Moe fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. Moe had turned a bright red. It was very painful and had started to blister. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and 100 mg [...]
Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was. The girl’s teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggest Sheryl talk to her mum. She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny. “Why are you crying?” asked [...]
Little Lucy loved sucking her thumb. Although she was five years old she wouldn’t stop. Lucy’s mother tried everything to break the habit, but it was hopeless. She eventually told Lucy that her stomach will swell and eventually burst if she doesn’t stop. This scared Lucy so much that she stopped the habit immediately. A [...]
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed [...]
Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there [...]
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors [...]
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… Here are the stories of five women who put their mouths in gear without properly engaging their brains… ———— I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge [...]
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello [...]
One day five year old Little Johnny excitedly approached his mother, and announced that he had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and said “Oh really, Johnny, why don’t you tell me all about it?” Johnny then explained, “Well… the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy’s [...]