Lost Grandchild
Never Lose Your Grandson! A heartwarming story. My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall……….He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost […]
Booze
What Causes Arthritis?
A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was […]
Englishman, Irishman…
An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. “Y’ken,” said […]
Drunken Husband
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do.Every time my husband comes […]
Girlie Night Out
Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk and the walk home is taking some time due to their […]
Two Wishes
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, […]
Cooper Classics 1
Tommy Cooper – Some of the Best • I’m on a whisky diet . . . last week I lost three days! • I went […]
Unusual Remedy
A little boy hurt his finger on a thorny bush. He ran in the house and called out to his mother. “Oh,” she says, “let […]