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Birthday Treat

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Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself […]

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Signs

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Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”****************************On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels****************************On a Plumber’s truck:“We repair what your husband fixed.”****************************On another […]

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Half a Cauliflower

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A man in Tesco tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man […]

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Wise Old Lady

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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t […]

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Clever Dog

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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be […]

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Unemployment Office

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Paddy and Mick worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy looked the […]

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Murphy’s Nails

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Murphy has own nail making business, and he wants it to be the best in the world. So he goes to a top advertising agency […]

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Twenty Pigs

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A farmer goes to town and buys twenty pigs. When he gets back home he realizes that all the pigs are female. So he calls […]

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Exceptional Engineer

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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily […]