Birthday Treat
Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself […]
Business
Half a Cauliflower
A man in Tesco tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man […]
The Importance of Sentence Structure
The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people – Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision […]
Wise Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t […]
Clever Dog
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be […]
Unemployment Office
Paddy and Mick worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy looked the […]
Murphy’s Nails
Murphy has own nail making business, and he wants it to be the best in the world. So he goes to a top advertising agency […]
Twenty Pigs
A farmer goes to town and buys twenty pigs. When he gets back home he realizes that all the pigs are female. So he calls […]
Exceptional Engineer
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily […]