Unusual Remedy
A little boy hurt his finger on a thorny bush. He ran in the house and called out to his mother. “Oh,” she says, “let […]
Children
Little Mary
The 6th form science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class: ‘Which human body part increases to ten times its original size when stimulated?’ No one […]
English Teacher
A boy comes home from primary school one day. His mother notices that he’s got a big smile on his face. She asks, “You look […]
Multisyllable.
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a […]
School Exams
Some real answers given in school exams. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q: Explain one of the processes by […]
Dental Health
A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for her first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but got […]
Quickies 1
After I was convicted for paedophilia, my wife said, “I think you should be the one to tell the kids.” I replied, “They already know.” […]