Animal Sounds
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the […]
Crime
Paddy Jokes 2
Paddy and Mick found three hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station.Mick says “What if one explodes before we get there?”Paddy […]
Paddington Bear
Paddington Bear spotted leaving Buckingham…
Sorting Office
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is […]
Best comeback Line…
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the […]
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are soon asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger […]
Little Old Lady
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own […]
Angry Woman
Angry woman cuts off…
Scam Warning
A word of warning for those of you who may be regular B & Q customers. Over the last month I became a victim of […]