Blonde Bank Robbery
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first Blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Shaz, […]
Double Entendre
Postman Pat’s last day
It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages […]
The Pastor’s Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race […]
Golf with the Wife
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him […]
Cooper Classics 2
• My wife said ‘Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet’. I said, ‘chocolate fudge’. • Never tell people your troubles. […]
Unusual Remedy
A little boy hurt his finger on a thorny bush. He ran in the house and called out to his mother. “Oh,” she says, “let […]
Blunt!
Two tom cats…
Follow the Script
Following the script….. So you say exactly what the card says you have to say, and you still get fired… Is there no justice? An […]