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Sweet Romance

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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. ‘Polo, […]

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Chicken Surprise

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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’.The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron […]

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Half a Cauliflower

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A man in Tesco tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man […]

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A Priest and a Rabbi

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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, […]

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Spaghetti

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting […]

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Little Jenny

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Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny’s house. “Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny’s got a penis like a peanut!” Mom is understandably confused for […]

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Live to Ninety?

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Will I Live to see 90? Here’s something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab […]

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Irish Nuns

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Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the peopleof this country actually eat […]

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Expensive Date

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A while back, when I was younger, I picked up a date at her parents’ home. I’d scraped together some money to take her to […]