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Hospital Visit

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I went to hospital with a toilet brush stuck up my arse.The doctor said, “How did this happen?”I said, “Well I met this bird in […]

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Medical Exam

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Leonard desperately wanted to become a doctor and had really crammed for his medical boards, so he wasn’t in the least fazed by the question: […]

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Kids in Hospital

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Two little kids were in a hospital and were lying next to each other. The first kid leans over and asked, “What are you in […]

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The Eyes Have it

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There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as […]

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Getting old in Arizona 1

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’The other replies, ‘Oh […]

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Hospital Laboratory

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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs Sanders, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at the hospital laboratory. […]

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Old Age Home

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old […]