Getting old in Arizona 1
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’The other replies, ‘Oh […]
Doctor
Hospital Laboratory
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs Sanders, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at the hospital laboratory. […]
Old Age Home
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old […]
Fingers
When I lost the fingers…
Golf Balls
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) […]
What Causes Arthritis?
A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was […]
The Church Organist
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One […]
Mature Woman
A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping naked on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while […]
Voices
Strange voices…