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Getting old in Arizona 1

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’The other replies, ‘Oh […]

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Hospital Laboratory

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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs Sanders, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at the hospital laboratory. […]

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Old Age Home

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old […]

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Golf Balls

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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) […]

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What Causes Arthritis?

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A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was […]

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A Pirate…

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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said :  ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.’  ‘What […]

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The Church Organist

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One […]

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Mature Woman

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A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping naked on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while […]