Language
Unemployed
“So, Mr Adams,” the lady at the jobcentre said, “after nearly 20 years in full time employment, you just decided to leave. May I ask […]
The Importance of Sentence Structure
The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people – Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision […]
Language Fact
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such […]
Animals that Stutter
A teacher’s story about stuttering A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she says. […]
Improved NHS
The improved National Health Service The British Medical Association has weighed in on the government’s health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but […]
Bingo!
I got sacked from my Bingo…
Sergeant Major
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely […]
Air Force Recruiter
The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So, […]
Good Score
I was meeting a friend at a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.“Nine.” I heard one whisper […]