Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go into that room and kill [...]
Three lady friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays. One Thursday Anne says, “There’s this thing, when I go down on my John, his balls are always cold.” Funny you should say that”, says Mary. “my Franks balls are always cold too”. “EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH” says Nancy , “that’s disgusting. How can you both do that?” So [...]
A woman opened the door of a building and was about to step outside when she heard a voice saying, “Don’t take that next step or you’ll regret it.” She paused and a brick came crashing to the pavement right where she would have been standing. She looked around and there was no one nearby. [...]
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Brian Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen [...]
My daughter walked into our bedroom last night to catch us having sex. “What are you doing?” She asked in shock. “Making you someone to play with,” I said. “A brother?” She asked excitedly. “No, a cousin,” I replied. “Now go and look out for your mother coming home.”
A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s [...]
Three friends — two straight guys and a gay guy — and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they’re standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his [...]
Proof that Men Have Better Friends… Friendship among Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn’t come home one [...]
A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field. He approached [...]
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” [...]