Marriage Dialogue
BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband – Aaah!… At last! I can hardly wait!Wife – Do you want me to leave?Husband – No! Don’t even think about it.Wife […]
Marriage / Relationship
Guns and Women
Why Guns are better than Women 1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22.2. You can admire a friend’s gun & he’ll let […]
Classified Ads…
Classified Ads… FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old.Hateful little bastard.Bites! FREE PUPPIES.1/2 Cocker Spaniel,1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog. FREE PUPPIES.Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.Father […]
Her New Panties
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a […]
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky
On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His […]
Smarter Than We Think
John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send […]
Relative Strangers
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we don’t know anything […]
Bert’s New Boots
An elderly couple, Sally and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought […]
Journey of Man
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was […]
Whack on the Head
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. “What was […]