Daytime Affair
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to […]
Marriage / Relationship
Girlie Night Out
Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk and the walk home is taking some time due to their […]
Season Ticket
The wife was reading a newspaper, while her husband, was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s […]
Golf with the Wife
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him […]
Sunday Morning
Bill was up very early on Sunday morning, dressed, sandwiches made and packed, dog on the leash, as they go into the garage. He loaded […]
Cooper Classics 2
• My wife said ‘Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet’. I said, ‘chocolate fudge’. • Never tell people your troubles. […]
Son’s Dilemma
I said to my father: “Dad, I want to get married.” He said: “Alright son, who do you want to marry?” I said: “I’d like […]