Final Word
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after […]
Nationality
Graveyard Visit
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. “Come […]
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’.The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron […]
Paddy Jokes 2
Paddy and Mick found three hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station.Mick says “What if one explodes before we get there?”Paddy […]
Paddy Jokes 1
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.“I think it’s got epilepsy” he tells the vet.The vet takes a look and says “It seems calm […]
Three Good Arguments
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:1. He called everyone brother.2. He liked Gospel.3. He didn’t get a fair trial. But then there […]
Irish Birth Control
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! […]
Fanny Green
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church.‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex […]
Unemployment Office
Paddy and Mick worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy looked the […]
Food Inspector
Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy…