A man walks into the sheriff’s office … “I want to become a deputy!” “Good, I want you to catch this man” says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads : ‘Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.’ “What’s he wanted [...]
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made [...]
1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are [...]
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabbouleh and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. ”This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.” [...]
An ignorant but well-meaning tourist was visiting a small Polynesian island when he came across a native man proudly displaying twenty alligator teeth slung about his neck in a decorative fashion. “I guess you must prize alligator teeth the way we value pearls,” said the tourist. “More so,” said the native. “Anyone can open up [...]
The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. “Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply [...]
A stark naked, drunken woman, jumped into a vacant taxi at the King William Street rank. The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on staring at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab… “What’s wrong with you mate, haven’t you ever seen a naked white woman before?” “I’ll not [...]
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he left the bar to find his horse had been stolen. He goes back into the bar, flips his gun into the air, catches it above his [...]
Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French border. The French Customs agent stops them and tells them: “It’s illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro.” “Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons.” “You can’t pull that [...]
I am truly perplexed that so many people are against another mosque being built in Sydney. I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to [...]