Mac wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the night-stand. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room [...]
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE. 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can [...]
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, [...]
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles – something she loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, “Why do you love doing that?” “Because”, [...]
Before Marriage…… Boy: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss [...]
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, ‘Because when I’m buying horses, I have to [...]
I keep having my profile on that dating website ‘Match.com’ rejected. One of the questions is, ‘What do you want in a woman?’ Apparently ‘my dick’ is not an acceptable answer. —————————————————————— A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, ‘you’ve all got 30 seconds to get out!’ The tortoise at the back [...]
Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo [...]
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. ‘I’d love to be eight again’ she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park: * [...]
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching [...]