A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively [...]
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover. He had to force himself to open his eyes. The first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, [...]
The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, “There’s something he’s needing.’” After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his [...]
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and [...]
Mac wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the night-stand. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room [...]
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE. 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can [...]
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, [...]
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles – something she loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, “Why do you love doing that?” “Because”, [...]
Before Marriage…… Boy: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss [...]
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, ‘Because when I’m buying horses, I have to [...]