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Wise Old Lady

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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t […]

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Getting old in Arizona 1

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’The other replies, ‘Oh […]

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Live to Ninety?

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Will I Live to see 90? Here’s something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab […]

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Northumbrian Love Story

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An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, from cancer in unmentionable places he suddenly smelled the aroma […]

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Old Age Home

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old […]

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Raisin Bread

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A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.One day a young man enters the […]

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Lost Grandchild

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Never Lose Your Grandson! A heartwarming story. My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall……….He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost […]

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Bend It

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“Ya know,” says the senior citizen, “When I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands. By the time I […]

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Bert’s New Boots

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An elderly couple, Sally and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought […]