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Little Johny’s Day

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Little Johnny comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, “I had sex with my teacher today.” “Oh my […]

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Beginning of Life

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One day little Johnnie came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?” Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was […]

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Carpooling

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Two guys are carpooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is […]

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Best comeback Line…

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In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the […]

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Senior Motel Moment

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Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men […]

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Fanny Green

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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church.‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex […]

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Little Old Lady

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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own […]

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Wise Old Lady

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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t […]

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Getting old in Arizona 1

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’The other replies, ‘Oh […]

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Note on the ‘Fridge

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Found on the Refrigerator One Morning: My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no […]