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Her New Panties

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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a […]

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Bend It

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“Ya know,” says the senior citizen, “When I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands. By the time I […]

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Good luck, Mr. Gorsky

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On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His […]

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Smarter Than We Think

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John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send […]

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The Brothel Parrot

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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00.. ‘Why so […]

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Englishman, Irishman…

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An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. “Y’ken,” said […]

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Broken Leg

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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get […]

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Wanted Ad

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Wanted: A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classical music and tal-king without getting too serious. […]

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Married 50 Years

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The husband leans over and asks his wife; ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago. We went behind […]