A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, ‘Why are [...]
Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were having drinks at the bar following a business meeting. The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, “I have four sons. One more and I’ll have a basketball team.” The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, “That’s nothing, boy. I have 10 [...]
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife teed up and shanked it right through [...]
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “Its golf balls…” Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for [...]
The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate America recreation preferences: 1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: bowling. 2. Sport of choice for front line workers: football. 3. Sport of choice for supervisors: baseball. 4. Sport of choice for middle management: tennis. 5. Sport of choice for corporate officers: golf. [...]
Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the path, they hear a loud crashing noise and look up to see a very large bear charging down a hillside. Realizing simultaneously that they are the bear’s intended targets, [...]
It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now 97 and [...]
Two morons, Tom and Jack, were sitting in a bar one day, when two fishermen walked in with two huge trout. One of the morons asked where the guys got the fish, and the fishermen told the morons that they go down to the bridge and one guy would hold the other by the ankles [...]
A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field. He approached [...]
A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.” The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course… [...]