The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are soon asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. “Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Tonto replies, “Me see millions of stars, Kimosabe.” “What does that tell you?” asks [...]
Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on [...]
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he left the bar to find his horse had been stolen. He goes back into the bar, flips his gun into the air, catches it above his [...]
A young boy had just passed his driving test. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will [...]
A man walked in to Joe’s Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As he snips away, Joe asks What’s up?” The man proceeds to explain he’s taking a vacation to Rome. “ROME?!” Joe says, “Why would you want to go there? It’s a crowded dirty city full of Italians! You’d be crazy to go to [...]
A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of a hill and followed the road up to the spot where he stood. The driver pulled over to the side of the road and called out to the farmer. “Do [...]
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “yes you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this [...]
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an aeroplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, [...]
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what’s natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the [...]
Three blokes are sitting in a pub one Sunday afternoon, quietly supping their pints. The first guy turns to the bloke next to him and says: “Have you got a car?” “Yep” came the reply “Do you have a nickname for your car?” “Yep, I call it Kitten” “Why do you call it Kitten?” “Because [...]