I was in Starbucks recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed, but the music was really loud, so to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. Then I remembered that I was listening to my Ipod!