Blue Pills.

Joe goes to see his doctor but is a bit shy when it comes to describing his problem. The doctor tells him to relax and to talk freely about his problem.

Joe hesitates for a moment, then says, “Err…I have trouble performing in bed. My wife is always complaining. Is there something that you can do for me?”

The doctor tells to him cheerfully, “Your problems are a thing of the past, Joe. Haven’t you heard about Viagra? It will put to rest all your worries and you will be performing like a tiger!”

The good doctor gives some pills to Joe whose leaves the clinic with fresh hopes.

A couple of days later, Joe has a chance meeting with the doctor at a coffee shop. Joe whispers into the doctor’s ears, “That drug is fantastic! I can’t thank you enough!”

Smiling the doctor answers, “I am happy for you. What does your wife have to say?”

“Wife?” says Joe, “Uhh… I haven’t been home yet.”