Jokes
Sweet Romance
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. ‘Polo, […]
Lady Golfer
A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. […]
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’.The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron […]
Western Wall
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every […]
Half a Cauliflower
A man in Tesco tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man […]
Animal Sounds
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the […]
Senior Sex
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided […]
Temper Control
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to…