Jokes

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Broken Leg

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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get […]

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Wanted Ad

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Wanted: A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classical music and tal-king without getting too serious. […]

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Married 50 Years

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The husband leans over and asks his wife; ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago. We went behind […]

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At the Zoo

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A woman goes to a zoo, and while there was watching the monkeys. A zoo attendant throws a box of fruit into the cage and […]

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Act of God

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There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby. So the Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration […]

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Invention

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Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, or bouncing up and down, and […]

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Italian Confession

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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the […]

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Five Rules

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE. 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time […]

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Motorway Accident

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A Man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says ‘Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably […]