Why Guns are better than Women
1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22.
2. You can admire a friend’s gun & he’ll let you try it.
3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
5. A Gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And last but not least…
6. You can buy a f*cking silencer for a gun!