Benefit Ofice

Guy walked into the local benefit office to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ” Hi. You know, I just hate drawing benefits. I’d really rather have a job.”

The worker behind the counter said, ” Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and
you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You’ll be provided with a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is £200,000 a year.”

The guy, wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”

The worker said, “Yeah, well… you started it”.