Liverpool Girls!

A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
“How many children?” asks the Welfare Officer.
“Ten” replies the Liverpool girl.
“Ten?” says the welfare worker. “What are their names?”
“Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan.”
“Doesn’t that get confusing?” asks the Welfare Officer.
“Naah…” says the Liverpool girl, “It’s great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout ‘Nathan yer dinner’s ready!’ or ‘Nathan go to bed now!’ and they all do it.”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the curious Welfare Officer.
“That’s easy,” says the Liverpool girl…..
“I just use their surnames”!

A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: “Choose one from our range on the wall.”
She says “I’ll take the red one.”
The man replies: “That’s a fire extinguisher.”

Q. Two Liverpool girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Liverpool girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Liverpool girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What’s the first question during a Liverpool quiz night?
A. What the f*ck are you looking at?

Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. There are two Liverpool kids in a car without any music – who is driving?
A. The policeman..

Q. What’s the difference between a boy and a Liverpool girl?
A. A Liverpool girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. What’s the most confusing day in Liverpool?
A. Father’s day

Q. How do people know Jesus wasn’t born in Liverpool?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!